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Are you tired of people telling you, “HEY! You can’t drink that here!”

Do your parents or in-laws think you drink too much?

Does your spouse give you that look when you open yet another beer?

Do you need the loving support of a fermented malt beverage when you are away from home?

Does your friend's emotional support animal stress you out?

YOU NEED AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BEER Koozie!

I’m not a doctor but I do have a terminal degree in art. As an art professional and former college professor I’m in the best possible position to determine if you require emotional support from a fermented malt beverage, also known as BEER. 

If anyone questions your consumption just show them your coolie and all misunderstandings will immediately be resolved! You might even get a good laugh. 

For those who need one more reason to drink!

If BEER is not your thing I have one that says EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BEVERAGE. Be sure to indicate which one you want in the style option.

Coolie is black with white ink. Holds a standard 12 oz can or bottle. This is a high quality coolie. Not the super thin cheap ones.

Maybe you call it a koozy, koozie, beer hugger, bottle buddy, candom, cozy, stubby holder, or beer sleeve. Whatever you call it, you should have one or five!

Disclaimer: This product in no way allows you to break any laws, fool!​
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